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Anonymous

Ahah cleverrrrrrrrrrrr

wait I thought you liked penis
Anonymous

I do but my friends and I were talking about them at lunch and then I saw a gif of one slappin this dude in the face and I couldn’t help but think about an alien knocking the shit out of a captured human screaming “TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER” And I don’t know man they’re pretty weird lookin

"I felt a tremendous distance between myself and everything real."

Hunter S. Thompson (via saranell)

saranell
kevwil:

"Solemn Giant" by swhite (http://bit.ly/1B1QjTl)

kevwil:

"Solemn Giant" by swhite (http://bit.ly/1B1QjTl)

kevwil

Penises are just really weird ya know

"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light."

Turkish Proverb (via catic)

rad-rainbows
Work hard? U mean partying and always running around with friends and boys? Ha
Anonymous

haydenscottk:

1.) I don’t party, I partAyy
2.) I literally have two friends buzz off
3.)*boy

nippled:

*looks at a nearby mosquito* *whispers softly* don’t

nippled
ugh Hayden please share your booty with the world it is too great not to
Anonymous

I’ll consider

haydenscottk